Obviously the police in Ireland have no drug dealers to catch. Two spoof paintings of the Prime Minister were placed in two galleries. The National Gallery was starved of funds for years yet Conor Casby could face a lengthy prison sentence for criminal damage. If he appears at Galway District Court one trusts he does not get the Judge who finds political offences guilty before trial. She's bribable, though. Ireland still has prisoners of war and political prisoners in Portlaoise and Castlerea jails. But as long as the exalted position of Prime Minister is not held to ridicule everything is hunky-dory. Perhaps the Irish army might invade San Marino? That may prove too onerous. Finally my dirty dozen. Cuba, Haiti, the Stans (Kazakh, Uzbek, Tajik, Krygyz, Turkmenistan) Burma, North Korea, Mongolia (I cannot understand what they say, it could be anything), Lithuania and Nauru. Too bloody small. Never trust a micro-state.