It was in October last year that I had the misfortune to have to travel by National Express coach from London to Liverpool. Being skint I couldnt afford a train and thus at Noon stood in line to ascend the bus. Carrying an overnight bag, I went to get on. The driver grabbed it, I automatically pulled it back, explaining that it was fragile. "Tough" the driver said throwing it in the hold. It was against regulations to have a bag inside. Yet there was no problem before. Enquiring who National Express used as solicitors brought forward a fairly sharp retort. Before starting the coach we had to listen as the driver said everyone must be wearing safety belts. In almost half a century I have managed to sit in a cramped coach without incident. Yet more rules and regulations. What is it about the British psyche? Would the rest of Europe be so bovine? Upon reaching Liverpool I discovered a damaged camera,antique clock and optical equpiment. I received a brief reply from National Express but nothing further. News that there are to be lay-offs amongst staff has not reduced me to a lachrymose state.